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Airport Prank:
"We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow, directly
under one of the speakers where the roof is low for maximum acoustic
effects. We put a tape recorder in our bag with the microphone poking
out of the top. We'd look for a flight that'd arrived in the last 40
minutes from somewhere where you'd expect foreign names, then write a
letter saying, 'Pick up passenger so and so, from flight etc,
destination etc.' That way, it looked like the limo had been arranged in
advance as the flight arrival details and the motel name was written on
the note. We wore an ID-style badge and carried a mobile so that we
looked like limo drivers. One of us would ask airport administration to
make an announcement calling for our customer and then the other did the
second. We'd pretend to be unable to pronounce it and then hand them the
bit of paper with the name written on it to administration".
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Arheddis Varkenjaab
and Aywellbe Fayed |
I hate this fucking
job and I will be fired. |
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Arhevbin Fayed and
Bybeiev Rhibodie |
I've just been fired
and bye-bye everybody. |
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Aynayda Pizaqvick and
Malexa Kriest |
I need a piss quick
and my legs are crossed. |
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Awul Dasfilshabeda and
Nowaynayda Zheet |
Ah oh, that feels so
better and now I need a shit. |
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Makollig Jezvahted and
Levdaroum DeBahzted |
My colleague just
farted and left the room, the bastard. |
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Steelaygot Maowenbach
and Tuka Piziniztee |
Still, I got my own
back and took a piss in his tea. |
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