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1. Send all
your Christmas cards, even if it's summer.
2.
Buy a realistic rubber snake. Put in supermarket freezers, phone
booths etc. (be imaginative). Take a camera ;)
3.
Make realistic looking legal documents on your computer. 'Sue' your
friends for non payment of bills for services rendered from 'Cindy's
Massage Parlour' etc.
4.
Answer the front door...naked.
5.
Try to hack the CIA's, FBI's and White House's computers. Leave the
country.
6.
Knock on people's doors and ask them stupid questions..."was your
electricity bill shocking" and such like.
7.
Anagram names to make phrases that have something to do with
them (Alec Guinness=Genuine Class, Tom Cruise=So I'm Cuter) and so
on.
8.
Go to a Pavarotti concert...boo and heckle after each song.
9.
Turn the sound off on your TV and make up your own words to shows.
10.
Ring the zoo. Ask for MR. C. Lyons or Mr. P N Gwen (very
childish....not done that since I was 27) Or, phone the police and
ask for a Pizza... express delivery.
11.
Wear a vampire costume and go to the blood bank to donate.
12.
Brick up your neighbours door whilst they're at work.
13.
Invite everyone you know to a party at the address of a stranger you
picked at random.
14.
Tattoo yourself. Be creative.
15.
Walk along any public place. Pick a person at random and stalk them
for the rest of the day.
16.Empty
an entire shelf of coffee into your supermarket trolley. Once the
last jar's tilled up, say you just decided to cut out caffeine so
you don't want it.
17.
Go to an old folks home and hide all their
walking frames and walking sticks. Run outside and yell "Fire!"
18.
Mix toilet cleaner and sugar in a bucket.
Throw in some aluminium foil and run! (supposed to blow up...not
tried it and don't recommend it)
19.
Sit near a phone box and ring it with your mobile. Chat up any good
lookers that answer...or slag-off the mingers!
20.
Write a list of things to do when bored...if your really as sad as
me.
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