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• Click the Refresh button, then hit the Jack Daniels. Keep drinking until something finally appears.
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, ensure you did so via the keyboard and did not write the address on the monitor screen with a felt-tip pen.
  
• To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. Realistically though, you are running Windows. This means there's f-all chance that you'll resolve anything using this method. Unless at a later date Microsoft decide otherwise.
• If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator and you can get him out the bar sober, you have improved your chances by 3 percent.
  If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
  click Detect Network Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
• Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the case of Bored Shitless, a patch will be shortly available which makes 256-bit stupidity possible.
• If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
• Click the Back button to try another link. Got to be worth it: It is the last resort.