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Hey, strange pastime but:
Whilst it's nice that some of you ladies feel the need to scrawl 'Bored Shitless' upon your naked bodies with lipstick, jam, blood, or whatever, I can't help but feel a little guilty about keeping these pix to myself... Should I make a boob gallery page?
 

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A lot of email tends to come in the direction of BoredShitless.com. Mostly it's the usual mix of jokes, silly pictures, signed breasts and the like, but recently several people have actually taken an interest in the history of BoredShitless. Well, to save me the hassle of sending out dozens of emails a day to you inquisitive folks, I can give you an answer to your questions in one simple phrase: Don't be so fuckin' nosey!



 

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