Goes against the grain don't it! BoredShitless.com would rather dispense with this legal crap...but needs must in this day and age. So read on and clue yourself up. After all, by visiting this site you could be agreeing to sell your soul to the devil for all you know!

1) BoredShitless.com's Rights

BoredShitless.com (we/us/me/myself/I) reserve the right to:

• Sell your soul to the devil. Change or remove (temporarily or permanently) the web site (or any part of it) without notice to you and you confirm that we shall not be liable to you for any such change or removal: and/or

• change these Terms & Conditions of Use at any time, and your continued use of the Web site following any change shall be deemed to be your acceptance of such change. It is your responsibility to check the Terms & Conditions of Use regularly for changes. If you do not agree with any change to the Terms & Conditions of Use you must immediately stop using the Web site

2) Third Party Links

We may provide links to other web sites or resources from time to time. Any such link to other web sites or resources is not an endorsement of such web site or resources and you acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible for the availability of and content on such web sites or resources.

3) Intellectual Property

3.1) You acknowledge and agree that all copyright, trade marks and all other intellectual property rights in all material on the Web site, the Web site design, structure and graphics and all software and source codes connected with the Web site shall remain at all times vested in us or our licensors. You are permitted to use this material only as expressly authorised by us.

3.2) You acknowledge and agree that the material contained within the Web site is made available for your personal non-commercial use only. You may only access, view, copy and/or print pages from the Web site for the sole purpose of you evaluating whether to and/or placing an order with us. Any other use of the material within the Web site is strictly prohibited.

4) Your Warranties

You warrant that:

• you will use the Web site only in accordance with these Terms & Conditions of Use and only for lawful purposes and in a lawful manner; and

• all information which you provide to us is true, accurate, current and complete in all respects and that you will notify us immediately of any changes to such information.

5) Limitation Of Liability

5.1) The Web site is provided to you on an "as is" and "as available" basis without any warranty being given in relation to the Web site including (but not limited to) implied warranties of non-infringement, compatibility, security, accuracy or any implied warranty arising from course of dealing or usage or trade.

5.2) We make no warranty that the Web site will meet your requirements or will be uninterrupted, timely, or error-free, that defects will be corrected or that the site or the server(s) that makes it available are free of viruses, bugs or infectious disease.

5.3) We will not be responsible or liable to you for any loss of material uploaded or transmitted through the Web site. Back it up beforehand, but not if it's copyrighted by someone other than yourself. That's another legal can of worms..

5.4) We will not be liable in contract, tort, negligence, for pre-contract or other representations (other than fraudulent or negligent representations) or otherwise out of or in connection with these Terms & Conditions of Use for: · any economic loss (including without limitation loss of revenues, profits, contracts, business or anticipated savings); or · any special or indirect losses whatsoever. Even if you tip back in your seat as you view the site and lose the small change from your pockets down the cushion, it ain't our problem.

5.5) Nothing in these Terms & Conditions of Use shall exclude or limit liability for death or personal injury resulting from our negligence or that of our agents or employees. We must stress however it is unlikely that you will die as a result of your use of this website.

6) Indemnity

You agree to fully indemnify, defend and hold us, and our officers, directors, employees, agents and suppliers, harmless immediately on demand, from and against all claims, liability, damages, losses, costs and expenses, including legal fees, arising out of any breach of these Terms & Conditions of Use by you or other liabilities arising out of your use of the Web site. Failure to agree to these terms may result in the repossession of your home and/or motor vehicle, should the vehicle be a nice colour.

7) Severance

Each provision of these Terms & Conditions of Use shall be construed separately and independently of each other and the validity of any one part shall not affect the validity of any other part. Any parts missed will be added in part, a single part at a time.

8) Law

These Terms & Conditions of Use shall be governed by the laws of England and you agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English court. The English court is in no way affiliated with the English Tennis Court Association, which is altogether different.

9)Other links

Please be aware that our site may link to other web sites which may be accessed through our site. We are not responsible for the data policies, content or security of these linked web sites, so give them the grief, not us.

10)Competition Rules

Competition results and prizes are decided by the webmaster. No alternative prizes or cash alternatives will be given. No minds will be changed. If we send you a CD voucher, and the CD contains a subliminal message that makes you a lunatic, we ain't responsible. By entering a competition on this site you are agreeing to accept prizes at your own risk.

11)Thats all folks!

Well at least we got every angle covered here (?). If you sue our arse then it won't be for any of the above bullshit...but don't quote me on that!

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