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The
meaning of life? well, no answers here I'm afraid... just more
questions and quotes to enhance and enrich your knowledge of the
workings of the minds of the knowledgeable (?)
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why do all men have one ball bag hang lower
than the other?
- Submitted by Ruses
If a tree falls when your not around, does
it make a sound?
- Submitted by WIMdowz
what is your favourite colour and why? what
is your favourite animal and why? and will you fuck me?
- Submitted by Traddy
How many birthdays can a person have?
- Submitted by Olu
is it possible for our dreams to be our
reality and what we are living in right now to be our dreams? or am
i just addicted to crack?
- Submitted by TY
When the CEO of our company says "It's open
for discussion" and then gives dirty looks when people are
discussing - should we just shutup?
- Submitted by Echo
If I had a chance to kill someone with a
gun or go to heaven, what gun should I use?
- Submitted by Joshua
dude, wheres my car?
- Submitted by dude
Life is like
cheese, after a while it stinks
they can't break you if you don't have a spine
remember a D is a passing grade, and a C is average
queston, it a tree falls in the woods, and it hits a mime, does
anyone care?
- Submitted by Frozenyogurt
WOULD U RATHER BE NAUGHTY NORRIS ? OR DIRTY
DORRIS????
ALIVE OR DEAD
VOMIT IN YOUR TOUNGE OR BLOOD UP UR NOSE
ARE WE ALL DOOMED????? I THINK WE ARE
AND WHY IS AL PACINO SO DAM SEXY?
- Submitted by GAY GORDON
What is the opposite of opposite?
- Submitted by Callum
God gave men a
brain and a penis but only enough blood to use one at a time.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Join the army!
Travel the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing
section in a swimming pool.
Sign on baby's
bib: SPIT HAPPENS.
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
My wife ran
away with my best friend. I sure miss him.
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
I told you a
million times...don't exaggerate!
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
If you think
talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is an alarm
clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
If a word is
misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was!
Anything good
in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
I'm so hungry
I'm farting fresh air.
Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.
Have you ever
had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
Patience will
come to those who wait for it.
Tell someone there's a billion stars in the universe and they'll
believe you. Tell them something has wet paint on it and they'll
have to touch it to be sure.
When the plane
you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being
judgmental yourself?
The amount of
time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the
inclemency of the weather.
Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of
your body?
What do
hotcakes sell faster than?
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
What's the
opposite of opposite?
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
If Pringles are
"so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a
resealable lid?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Do infants
enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Never underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job
What do you say
when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why is there an
expiration date on sour cream?
Anyone driving
slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac.
Why can't you make
another word using all the letters in 'anagram'?
Why do fat chance
and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why does flammable
and inflammable mean the same thing?
Doesn't expecting
the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If FedEx and UPS
were to merge, would they call it FedUp?
Is it possible to
be totally partial?
If you're in a
vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the
headlights?
War doesn't
determine who's right, just who's left.
If the police
arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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