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Q: Girls don't fart. Why is that?
(Robert from Australia)
A:
WELL ROBERT FROM
AUSTRALIA...MAYBE NOT IN YOUR PART OF THE WORLD, BUT GIRLS DO
FART...WELL ACTUALLY THEY FLUFF, OR POOF, OR POOT EVEN...BUT THAT'S
NOT THE POINT...THE POINT IS THAT GIRLS ARE MORE GRACEFUL ABOUT IT
AND USUALLY DON'T JUST COME RIGHT OUT WITH IT LIKE GUYS DO...AND IF
SHE DOES...SHE'S A WINNER...TAKE HER HOME TO MEET MOMMY AND DADDY!
Q:
How cum when a
guy licks a gal out, they always expect to get head in return?
(Amelia)
A:
WELL IF A GIRL
GIVES A GUY HEAD WHY SHOULDN'T SHE EXPECT SOMETHING IN RETURN?...IF
SHE DOESN'T...THATS ANOTHER KEEPER...TAKE HER HOME WITH THE FARTING
CHIK TO MEET MOMMY AND DADDY
Q:
Why do members
of the male race cheat and lie much more than females. And why are
they so stupid?
(Amy,UK)
A:
THEY
DON'T...WOMEN ARE JUST BETTER AT IT AND DON'T GET CAUGHT AS MUCH AS
MEN.
MEN...HERE'S A NOTE FOR YOU...TAKE LESSONS FROM YOUR WIFE...SHE'S
PROBABLY OUT CHEATING ON YOU RIGHT NOW... AND YOU THINK SHE'S
GROCERY SHOPPING...HA!
Q:
I been on your site an
hour an I'm still bored shitless. Boredshitless.com is shit!
(anon)
A: IF
BOREDSHITLESS.COM IS SHIT DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU A FLY? HEY, THAT'S
ONE STEP UP FROM A MAGGOT AT LEAST!
Q:
Do you think my fiancée will be happy with the see through black
underwear thing I got her for Valentines ?
A:
IS SHE FAT?...MOST FAT CHIKS AREN'T COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODIES...
*NOTE* I DIDN'T SAY ALL, BUT IF SHE'S FINE WITH HOW SHE LOOKS NEKID
THEN SHE SHOULD LOVE IT... YOU SURE YOU BOUGHT IT FOR HER THO'?
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